the creator’s own description
A fictional federal agency for a very real condition: everything is up on paper and nothing has ever been sold. Cash back is enabled, so creator rewards route back to traders. Parody. No utility, no roadmap, no promises.
websiteunverified — links are the creator’s claim
market cap
$44,599
age
1h ago
since first seen on the curve
liquidity
$6,417
24h volume
$8,546
24h
+43.2%
Summary
2 scans on filesafety
41
Risky
holders
10
launch bundle
79.1%
of supply, at launch
Members see the working
- Which wallets bundled the launch, how much each took, and what they still hold
- The holder map — who is one crew and who is unconnected
- Fresh wallets, shared funders and serial bundlers as a share of supply
- Whether a real sell can be routed, quoted against live liquidity
- Who filled the curve, live, before it graduated
- Other launches run by the same crew
Nothing here is an opinion. Every line is measured on-chain, and the page shows what it could not measure rather than scoring it as clean.
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